Best Holiday gift ever?

A box with a sign in it saying "You got punked, bitch!" From your Grandma. 2348.94%
A pussy (cat) named Oxford 817.02%
Homo GI Joe 510.64%
A self-portrait of Stevie Wonder 48.51%
Old, broken crayons inside a box labeled "Neato colors!" 48.51%
Pokemon Chestnut brown Version (with 3,000 new pokemonsters!) 24.26%
Book entitled "It's ok, failing is almost half as good as succeeding!" 12.13%
The new Cher CD, "Songs I wrote for my great grandchildren" 00%