What's Kauff doing since his Redskins runied his chances of winning?

Eating dude's asses 741.18%
Playing marry, fuck, kill with Brunell, Cooley and Portis 529.41%
Thinking about Jenny Cooke 317.65%
Vicodin, booze, STD therapy 211.76%
Eating out with Rick Barnhill 00%
Eating the air of dudes that burp around him 00%